I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values
coming out to your parents
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
If you say “ugh I failed that test” about an exam you got a 92 instead of a 98 on I can guarantee that I want to push you into the void